frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 21, 2017

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 19, 2019

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

Frozen BA

This means- Epicly Bad Ass

Thats Frozen BA Man!

by B-Rad_G October 29, 2011

Frozen Peak

The act of putting a man's dick on water with ice before sex, so when the penetration occurs the pussy feels very hot

-Hey, how was that thing Victor did with his girlfriend called? The one with the glass with ice.

-That's a Frozen Peak man, so hardcore.

by Zakadu July 19, 2017

The frozen mile

Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing

Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing

Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile

Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo

by Sussybakabaka6969420 June 23, 2022