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Frozen Baloney 

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)
Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

Frozen banana pop 

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.
My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

Frozen Barney 

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
Frozen Barney by roaxan August 12, 2008

Frozen Barnacle 

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.
Frozen Barnacle by Zealotte February 15, 2019

FROZEN BANANA 

A term to desbribe the act of sipping a frozen beverage such as a milkshake and keeping it in your mouth while going down on a guy.
My boyfriend andrew is so satisfied with me. Lastnight we went to jack in the box, and I got a vanilla shake. When we got home, I gave him a frozen banana. It drove him crazy!
FROZEN BANANA by Brittany T April 22, 2008

Frozen Banana 

When you are out in the snow and you get snow in your pants, covering your dick.
Oh dude, I so have a frozen banana right now.
Frozen Banana by Burzonic July 21, 2016