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Free.99 

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The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!
Free.99 by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012
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Free.99 

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To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.
I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99
Free.99 by Ekso March 19, 2013
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Free.99 

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When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
Free.99 by Markatak August 23, 2006

free.99 

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Stuff you pick from the dumpster.
I found some discarded jumper cables in the dumpster and they were free.99.
free.99 by Wilbur Under March 19, 2023
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free 99 

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When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99
I gots this for free 99.
free 99 by Nahkala February 1, 2007
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free 99 

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A slang term for something that's free
Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99
free 99 by AC February 7, 2004
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free 99 

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sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.
- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?


- haha FREE 99, its the way to go
free 99 by A-B of the 626 September 20, 2005
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