Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!

Free Dick by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014

Free Dick

A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie

"Free Dick!"

Free Dick by Mookie Mariotti January 22, 2009

Free dick sign up sheet 

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

Free dick sign up sheet by Fkdover February 24, 2023

Churn-free Dick Cream 

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

Churn-free Dick Cream by I like coffee March 30, 2008

dick free December 

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.

Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(

dick free December by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019

Free The Dick

exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)

at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent

Free The Dick by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017

Dick-grabbed-free 

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

Dick-grabbed-free by zozeyety November 27, 2020