A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.

It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.

That feeling you get when step on a nail.

The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.

In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.

the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.

Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.

It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.

Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
by FredIsTheEnd October 17, 2009
Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.
When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?
by Sherry M. September 11, 2006
A person you hate because of his/her voice.
Girl: I hate him, he is such a FRED.
by yourinhell4567 April 22, 2010
Fred is a gay and he touches him self every day especially in the morning. Fred likes other men. Fred has a very loose butt hole for obvious reasons.
Two gay males were doing the fred
by qwertyaadfgh November 15, 2013
The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.
Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.
by FredIsAFuckingFaggot February 22, 2012
fake dreds
"Oh gurl i like ur freds!"
"Thanks my cousin did them."
by stjake January 17, 2009
Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005

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