A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.

It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.

That feeling you get when step on a nail.

The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.

In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.

the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.

Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.

It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.

Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
by FredIsTheEnd October 17, 2009

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Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.
When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?
by Sherry M. September 11, 2006

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A person you hate because of his/her voice.
Girl: I hate him, he is such a FRED.
by yourinhell4567 April 22, 2010

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A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.
Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak
by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016

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fake dreds
"Oh gurl i like ur freds!"
"Thanks my cousin did them."
by stjake January 17, 2009

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Front to rear end device, left over from train yard slang, can also be used to describe any skanky hobag as a sexual device.
OMFG look at Marshia, she is such a F.R.E.D.!
by thehampster September 20, 2007

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To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.
"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."
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