Fred is a gay and he touches him self every day especially in the morning. Fred likes other men. Fred has a very loose butt hole for obvious reasons.
Two gay males were doing the fred
by qwertyaadfgh November 15, 2013
An annoying YouTube sensation (made by Lucas Cruishank) about a kid named Fred Figglehorn.

He makes his voice all high pitched and does very stupid things like run around in circles for no reason. It's even more annoying when he screams. He does not deserve 3 movies and his own show on Nickelodeon. He's not funny at all.

It other words, stay away from his videos, show and his movies. Save your ears.
Fred sucks. End of discussion.
by AntiAnnoying August 06, 2012
An old man who pervs on kids, slang for pedophile.
Stop looking at that kid you look like a Fred
by the weird witch June 02, 2015
A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.
That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.
by The 1 & Only April 06, 2014
A usually small, not so good looking guy. Very nerdy and wears glasses in most cases. Good school results are at the essence. One of his limited qualities is his judging abilities. In fact, it's all he ever does. Never open to what his friends say, he always talks about sex and drugs.
by Therect November 13, 2013
A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.

Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.

Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.

The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart

Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.

Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)

The male equivalent to an Anna
Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?

Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)

...

Naan: Meep meep meep.

Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
by Naan :) February 11, 2011
1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.
Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.
by johnathan sigg March 01, 2010

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