To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.
"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."
by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015
Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.
Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!
by BigCep91 November 14, 2014
A usually small, not so good looking guy. Very nerdy and wears glasses in most cases. Good school results are at the essence. One of his limited qualities is his judging abilities. In fact, it's all he ever does. Never open to what his friends say, he always talks about sex and drugs.
by Therect November 13, 2013
The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.
Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.
by FredIsAFuckingFaggot February 22, 2012
Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
-A person that is the joke of the group and says stupid things.

-Person that instigates everyone around him.
*Today you are acting like a Fred.

*Stop Freding me.
by Dr. Professor Rodriguez December 05, 2015
An old man who pervs on kids, slang for pedophile.
Stop looking at that kid you look like a Fred
by the weird witch June 02, 2015
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