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A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.

Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.

Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.

The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart

Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.

Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)

The male equivalent to an Anna
Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?

Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)

...

Naan: Meep meep meep.

Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
by Naan :) February 11, 2011
 
30.
Fucking Random Erectile Dis-function, happens during intercourse, the male's penis goes floppy like jelly in the woman's vagina.
Ooooh Yeeeah oh crap its happened agin, F.R.E.D. go away!!!
by Lyceria October 07, 2010
 
31.
First Round Early Departure.. This word is used in tennis. Usually one would play singles and doubles in a tournament, but if u loose first round, some pull out of the doubles and go home.
I was getting ready for my doubles match when I found out my partner had lost in singles and had pulled a F.R.E.D
by da hog April 20, 2008
 
32.
The most amazing person ever.. Bailey Ann Spanglers boo
you are such a fred
by hfg October 19, 2011
 
33.
The act of getting head in your friends laundry room
Yo did see him gettin Fred at the party last night.
by VulpesVulpes June 12, 2011
 
34.
Normally the name of a Dustin's penis and has a freckle. The "Fred" is very large and brings multiple orgasms to women. A man with a "Fred" can have any woman. They can never get enough.
"Have u seen his Fred? It's huge... He must be a Dustin. Id fuck him any night.
by kw14 June 08, 2011
 
35.
Australian slang for a condom or rubber.
I've got to stop and get some freds before my date tonight.
by Dekay11 June 01, 2011