The handsomest funniest smartest strongest sexiest man ever!!!! Such a good, wholesome guy who lights up any room he walks into. You can always count on him for anything, whether it’s a quick hello to check on you or just a laugh or if you need a dollar lol. A very driven man who sets his mind to something and sticks to it! A man of his word. He’s down to earth but also won’t let no body walk all over him. Anyone would be lucky to even just know him, and whoever his girlfriend is for damn sure super lucky.
by EsorNyleitak January 31, 2020
" Fred you have anger issues "
by Fredhasangerissues March 21, 2022
Fred is a code name for marijuana used by Hippies in the 70's and 80's to find a safe location for its apropriation.
UPDATE: With advent of recreational and legally bought marijuana, Senior Fred is used to describe where medicinal grade level, a.k.a. Chronic can be located and purchased, other than at a dispensary.
UPDATE: With advent of recreational and legally bought marijuana, Senior Fred is used to describe where medicinal grade level, a.k.a. Chronic can be located and purchased, other than at a dispensary.
by Cosmic Creeper January 3, 2020
A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.
It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.
That feeling you get when step on a nail.
The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.
In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.
the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.
Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.
It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.
Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.
That feeling you get when step on a nail.
The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.
In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.
the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.
Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.
It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.
Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
by FredIsTheEnd October 18, 2009
Fred is a goofy guy who is always down to partyyyyyyyy. He is very very outgoing and loves to invent new vocabulary to describe how he is feeling. Although he generally want to take over the whole human race, sometimes he will focus in and try to kill someone specific's vibes with his horrible sense of humor.
by classyhedgehog September 9, 2019
A kind and considerate guy who will never let you down. Charming, thoughtful, trustworthy and polite, a Fred is the best friend you could ever have. Excellent in academics, poetry and secret handshakes, he poons the competition at everything he does.
Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.
Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.
The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart
Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.
Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)
The male equivalent to an Anna
Also likes to be called Freddy, but not Freddie.
Would someday like to own a sloth, ‘simply because they are very funny to observe’.
The number one fan of Ernests Gulbis
Has a man crush on Joe Hart
Most definitely is NOT ‘some obnoxious kid on Youtube who tries to be funny by speeding up his voice and making it high pitched’.
Name origin: a peaceful ruler (German)
The male equivalent to an Anna
Girl 1: How's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)
...
Naan: Meep meep meep.
Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
Girl 2: Oh, you know...he's a Fred :)
...
Naan: Meep meep meep.
Fred: Meep meep meep meep.
by Naan :) February 12, 2011