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A character on YouTube created by Lucas Cruishank on the channel "fred". It is currently the most popular and most subscribed channel. It was also the first ever channel on YouTube to hit 1,000,000 subscribers, with the second being nigahiga.

Fred is basically a 6-year-old that got access to PCP somehow. He talks in a high-pitched voice and runs around like a dog just bit him in the ass. He lives with his less than supportive mother and grandmother. Fred's father is in Guantanamo or Alcatraz, I'm not sure and I don't think it was ever clarified. His love intrest is a bully named Judy in love with another bully named Kevin. They both pick on Fred.

I, personally, don't hate Lucas, but I really am not a fan of the character Fred. It really isn't incredibly funny. Actually, when I first saw it, I actually forced a laugh. Not the best comedy or entertainment...

However, what pisses me of is his publicity. He isn't even funny, but he's managed to recieve media attention and he's been on a popular TV show. I think he's going to be on another one soon! Bullshit. Just, bullshit. At this point I have a feeling, within a year, this will be a full-fledged TV show. Something ANYONE could have done getting on TV? Imagine THAT...

What pisses me off the most are his fanboys and fangirls, but then again... all types of those piss EVERYONE off...

The only thing more annoying, though are the people who start Anti-Fred groups and campaigns and post SPAM everywhere talking about their "plot" (which ULTIMATELY fails anyway) to end Fred. It won't happen for a LONG one jackasses... get a LIFE!

That pretty much sums it up...
Fred Spammer/ Hater/ "Bob" Enthusiast: EVERYONE UNSUB FRED!/ Were gonna kick your ass Fred!


Fred Fanboy/girl: Fred... is... AWESOME!/ He's so CUTE!

Me: All of you, shut-up. He's not that great... It's just there...
by JoShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
A combination of nails on chalkboard, ADD, lack of testosterone, and AIDs.

It's like a train wreck, so horrible you just can't look away.

That feeling you get when step on a nail.

The most horrible thing in the E-Universe, it well even possibly cause the real universe to expload.

In islamic the word "Fred" is equal to "Infedel". They dont want to nuke us because we are evil, its because we harbour the great evilness that is Fred.

the aliens reuse to contact us because the once flick on Youtube and saw fred. NOTE: They also saw 'Meet the Spartans', so this may also be the cause.

Fred will release a full length movie in 2012, this wil lbe the apococlypse.

It is a shame that such a thing(Its actually, classified in the same family as Sea Urchins) exists, but Fred can only be vanquished with holy water or a steak through the heart.

Spare yourselfs, and neevr watch him, and destroy your computer to be safe. If you have, better find a bridge to jump off.
I saw a guy watch to much Fred, his head just exploaded...
by FredIsTheEnd October 17, 2009
Fucking Retarded Explosives Delivery System.
When will those damned "FREDS" stop blowing themselves up?
by Sherry M. September 11, 2006
A person you hate because of his/her voice.
Girl: I hate him, he is such a FRED.
by yourinhell4567 April 22, 2010
Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
Fred is a gay and he touches him self every day especially in the morning. Fred likes other men. Fred has a very loose butt hole for obvious reasons.
Two gay males were doing the fred
by qwertyaadfgh November 15, 2013
The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.
Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.
by FredIsAFuckingFaggot February 22, 2012
acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)
How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
by Cyberpope,Richmond,BC,Canada February 06, 2010