Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 7, 2009

food fit

In which one lashes out in anger or frustration due to extreme hunger

“SHUT UP, KYLE”

“Alright Mary don’t throw a food fit”

by LoveToMakeStuffUp January 5, 2018