The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.
person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"
half an hour later...
person 1: "1800 second rule...!"
person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.
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