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Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 21, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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