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Basicly Hitler, talk to them with caution they probably have a Panzer Wagen in their back yard, And when approaching do it with caution they are a very agressive variaton of the german Hitler But do remember they are always armed with a Luger. They also have a very unique mating process, it involves a battle of murder and dominating, they are also classified under the D.I.C.S Dapper Intelligent and Cool Scouts.
That guy is such a Folkert he wants to astablish a facist third reich
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Bad ass true person who dont like rats
I love having forkner here
forkner by Forkner May 9, 2018
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Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.
hahaha that felkner screwed me up the butt
felkner by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011

Poker folker

Poker players and onlookers addicted to Texas Hold’em
Hey, Dude. Don’t drink another beer. There’s a line of poker folker just waiting to take your seat when you have to go take a leak.
Poker folker by shuffler January 11, 2009
when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly button by a cow until their belly button has been chafed off.
Hey that guy is getting a folkerts.
folkerts by greg dumbass October 27, 2006
A group of people you like too much to call them fuckers.
Drink folkers!