when somebody is being licked constantly in the belly button by a cow until their belly button has been chafed off.
Hey that guy is getting a folkerts.
by greg dumbass October 26, 2006
to think like a cow. Cow brained.
"man that noob is such a folkert" or "hey that guy is really acting like a folkert....what a jerk"
by bina / tech March 30, 2005