A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.
Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI
A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.
Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.
A smoking UTESIL that someone blows thru to dillute the smell of weed going into the air. FOR EXAMPLE, after you take a hit of weed you would blow the rip through a plastic bottle or an empty toilet paper roll stuffed with any brand of fabric softner (ie. Bounty, Bounce, Snuggle, etc.) inside of the bottle or roll. Thus filtering the smoke and turning the smell of weed to fresh laundry!
Don't forget to blow thru the fucking floogie SO MY MOM DOESN'T SMELL THE KUSH, BITCH!