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To be physically removed from a drinking establishment; usually performed by a set of large, hirsute bouncers.

During the aforementioned Boston Toss, one would find themselves vacating the premises HEAD FIRST. <ouch!>
"Did you see that Gordon was Boston Tossed out of WET in San Jose"...dood's got hella cuts and bumps on his head!" Poor sod.
by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. August 25, 2009
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Where people gather together and reminisce about deaths in their respective timelines - a common bond, if you will.
At the funeral, there was a copious amount of esprit de corpse in the mindset of the people that were paying their respects.
by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. March 25, 2020
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Stands for "I should've been invited". An acronym used to describe excessive erratic behavioral shifts when the offending party is not privy to being invited somewhere due to her ever-sad countenance, overall gloom and perpetual air of malaise.
Scott: "Paul's at the mall, I just had to come back and get something."

Scalene <super off the wall excessively offended with a red face and teary eyes>: "At the mall? I should've been invited."

Scott: "I don't have time for this now." <muttering in orcish; "fcuking ISBI">
by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. September 4, 2007
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A floogie bird is an avian that flies in ever-decreasing concentric circles, at which point, it disappears up its own asshole. At said point in time, the floogie bird can start slinging shit at its adversaries.
Watch out! The floogie bird's coming! Get out of the way or get splattered.
by Wooden Shoe Like Two No. July 29, 2008
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