Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?
Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
by M. Dizzy April 2, 2006
by PierreVanHooijdank May 14, 2007
You can bounce it round the house,
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!
It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!
You can wear it as a hat
You can show it to your dad,
You can drop it on your cat!
It's Flod, (Flod!)
It's Flod! (Flod!)
The most perfect cube of fat!
by Sultan February 2, 2005
This banana peel has very few flods.
by Chiquita Banana Inc. April 30, 2009
When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.
"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".
by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014
by cheeesepizzamastyer421 April 1, 2023