Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

by Parrotti July 23, 2018

wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)

Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!

by bretttttttttttttt October 15, 2007

The term means don't be a hot head

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 9, 2011

by ggigii September 2, 2007

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

by Otto Von Coop November 11, 2010

(phrase) Sounds innocent enough, but say it with an Irish accent and people might think you've just said "where the fuck's that".

American wearing a fox hat: When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty, they said, "Wear the fox hat!"

by EqualsPeach October 29, 2017