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fatticapped 

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.
Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.
fatticapped by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007
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fatticus 

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!
“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

fatticus 

A greek-roman inspired insult used to call a person fat, in replacement of his or her name.
Hey Fatticus, how many ripples does it take to get to the center of your stomach?
>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
ORIGIN Late twentieth cent.:English, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.
Who's that flatdick?
Flatdick by Bing June 18, 2004

flattitude 

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.
Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"
flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017

flatdicking

unresponsiveness; inactivity, lack of follow-through, delaying, procrastinating
"The order needs to be placed by Thursday, so no flatdicking on the reply please."
flatdicking by Craig M. Kolodge April 27, 2006