Fattican 

A person who secretly attains unneeded fat yet is not arguably overweight and is apathetic towards the subtlely worsening situation. Individual is often characterized by a lethargic appearance but may experience outbursts of energy which are often mistaken for signs of mental illness.

Why are you eating so much candy, you are such a fattican. I knew you were fat before you knew you were fat. You think you're skinny compared to how much I think you are fat.

Fattican by skylinedrive25 October 5, 2010

fatticapped 

when someone gets so fat that they try to pass their laziness off for being handicapped.

Look at that 600 pound woman sitting in her wheelchair eating a hoagie. She's not handicapped; she's fatticapped.

fatticapped by bringbacksaban December 30, 2007

fattigan 

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.

Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.

fattigan by MAX reality January 6, 2010

Fattigan Weasel 

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.

Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!

Fattigan Weasel by Erock92 December 8, 2010

Fatican 

What the Vatican is referred to when it has a pope that is overweight or obese.

The Vatican just elected a pope that's overweight. We can now refer to it as the Fatican!

Fatican by The Real Driller March 11, 2025