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A person who secretly attains unneeded fat yet is not arguably overweight and is apathetic towards the subtlely worsening situation. Individual is often characterized by a lethargic appearance but may experience outbursts of energy which are often mistaken for signs of mental illness.
Why are you eating so much candy, you are such a fattican. I knew you were fat before you knew you were fat. You think you're skinny compared to how much I think you are fat.
by skylinedrive25 October 04, 2010

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