A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
by Arman Java April 28, 2006
by yourcomradesnow May 17, 2021
by Mattwasnothere May 15, 2013
An antisocial, depressed, mentally unstable teenager who spends his freetime playing popular Steam game "Garry's Mod", and managing a roleplay server. He is obsessed and fantasizes about large penis' as he has a micro dong.
"Yo, Chad, did you hear about Steven cutting his wrists and being salty?"
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."
"Nah, nothing new though, he's a real Fire Hazard."
by snapchatstreaks October 15, 2017
Johnny: Oh my god i almost pulled the fire alarm i thought i saw a real fire hazard but it was just Ryan
Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair
Ryan: :'( stop making fun of my hair
by wport10 September 4, 2008
by Iroh December 16, 2008
A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.
Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.
by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017