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A tasty combination of cooked and strained Top Ramen, scrambled eggs, and cubed Spam.

Most commonly confused with: an imposter known as the Decker, or slight modification of aforementioned food, known as the Decker 2.0.

Most common difference: the Decker uses soupy Top Ramen, whereas the Figawatt uses strained top ramen
"I think i will have a Figawatt for dinner"
by Dr. Spam December 05, 2008
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