Fiddle Me Timbers Share definition Flag An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk. Bob knocks over Dude's beer. Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!" Fiddle Me Timbers by KeyD February 27, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Fiddle Me Timbers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch