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Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.
That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!
Floobs by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022
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floobs your boobs 

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...
Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.
"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."
foobs by Funambulator November 22, 2007
Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.
The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.
Foobs by Spencer45 March 11, 2021
Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!
Floobs by Atia February 24, 2008
Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.
Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?
floobs by al September 30, 2003