foobs

Term popularized by breast cancer patients to mean former, future, or fake boobs. Often used during the various stages of reconstruction after mastectomy.

"It's been four weeks since surgery and my foobs are still really itchy."

foobs by Funambulator November 22, 2007

Foobs

Foobs: When a man has developed boobs also known as man boobs or “moobs” from being out of shape, but is still admired by some because he played football at a high level (collegiate or NFL). Moobs are gross, but Foobs are less gross because they are former pecs that were strong from playing on the gridiron.

The alumni overlooked his Foobs through his golf shirt because they were more interested in hearing a first-person account description of what it was like when the team ran out of the tunnel in front of thousands just before kickoff.

Foobs by Spencer45 March 11, 2021

Foobs

Fake Boobs. Boobs that have undergone surgical enhancement, and are no longer real.

That chick has foobs

Foobs by Roxtor August 7, 2005

Foobs

A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.

"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."

Foobs by 1Mexican2Princess5 April 16, 2014

Foobs

Meaning fake breasts. Coming from the slang word boobs. When a woman pays good money to have there breasts enlarged, or put into shape.

People might say, "oh that jordan, yeah foobs"
Or finally admitting to your partner that yo have foobs.
Also, "foobs cost way to much nowa days. When I got foobs...".

Foobs by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2006

Foobs

Comes from the words, 'Fat Boobs', or 'Fake Boobs'. Mainly described as, the 'Boobs of a Fat Chick'; to the average male, these would be considered Butch. I mean just completely gross. Almost as if, if this *female* were to not have been 'fat', her breasts would not be that big.

Boy to Girl: *Hey Tammy, who has the biggest boobs in our gym class? I mean you've showered with all of them, who do you think does?*

Girl to Boy: *Well, probably Cassie, or maybe Brooke.*

Boy to Boy: *Nah man, they dont count. Those are Foobs, not Boobs.*

Foobs by Simulation March 12, 2008

Foobs

When a woman's breasts sweat so profusely that they begin to smell like feet.

Damn, Amy got some foobs.

Foobs by botts007 June 15, 2010