Fauxree 

When something is advertised as free but there are really strings attached. Another example is when you have to buy multiple items to get a "free" item. They are not really free.

"Click here for a fauxree MacBook Pro *"
"Buy two pairs of shoes and get one fauxree"

Fauxree by frizbee_dog January 29, 2009

Fauxre

The fastest streamer. The meme itself. The voice of reason. The gift from heaven.
Think you can follow Fauxre? She is too fast. But you can try.
The odds of catching a spontaneous Fauxre stream is less than those of being hit by a jet engine while riding a bike.

"Are your eyes real Fauxre?"

Fauxre by redmoth February 26, 2018

Fauxtee 

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

Fauxtee by JuniorBater November 5, 2010

Fauxrebral 

Adjective for people who think speak authoritatively on everything, but really know nothing.

"Corban got drunk last night and I finally had to leave. I couldn't stand his fauxrebral banter anymore."

Fauxrebral by eoporto April 10, 2008

fauxrettes 

A condition whereby one develops the symptoms of Tourrette's syndrome by repeatedly mocking said symptoms.

Greg has really taken the whole "he has tourettes thing" too far... I fear he's developed full blown fauxrettes.

fauxrettes by teamsnuggle May 30, 2018

Fauxrensic

Refers to forensic-based t.v. shows that have (for the most part) no basis in truth. They are, in other words, false (hence the “faux”). Found to be highly irritating to actual forensic scientists.

As an actual forensic scientist, I find all of the glaring inaccuracies in those fauxrensic shows to be highly irritating.

Fauxrensic by DNAGRL January 15, 2011

Fauxreigner

Someone who does a single semester abroad and then comes back with an accent.

Clarissa was in London for like three months and now she keeps saying she needs to go to the loo. #fauxreigner

Fauxreigner by AKees February 23, 2017