A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.
Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
by JuniorBater November 5, 2010
Get the Fauxteemug. by Lu Menace August 24, 2012
Get the Fauxteemug. A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.
13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.
by Ben Cannon October 9, 2005
Get the fauxteemug. A medical mask that an individual will wear around his/her chin at the time of the Covid-19 epidemic during solitude, bipedal transport.
During the walk to the grocery store, I wore a Fauxtee because it was difficult to breathe and there was no one around me.
by SleepyZP3 July 17, 2020
Get the Fauxteemug.