Fancy Mouse Share definition Flag the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night." Fancy Mouse by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Fancy Mouse mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch