fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

femme fatale 

An extremely intelligent, attractive and seductive woman who has a tendency to use men in many ways either for sex, money, help, attention, support. She never falls in love with a man, but rather uses him and takes the advantages that he gives her. Usually her heart is already broken and incapable of love and intimacy because of her dark past and troubling history. She might have loved once and trusted someone but was betrayed and failed at and her deceptions of the past left irrevocable scars. She is amazing in bed and at all the arts of seduction but she only gives her body never her heart. She has lost all hope in menkind and does no longer believe in happy endings. She learned the hard way: her dark past taught her too well, she'll never make the same mistake twice.

Eva Green was a real femme fatale in casino royal, poor Mr. Bond.

femme fatale by penriver June 24, 2016

Finale Stuff 

Radio friendly term for cum, (usually male, but occasionally female). Coined by Lisa Way, radio personality from the Dave and Chuck the Freak show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

I hope the foot sniffer didn't finale stuff until he got home.

He was hard to catch, because he never left finale stuff behind for evidence.

Finale Stuff by CherrySigler October 28, 2013

finale stuff 

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit

I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.

finale stuff by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013

Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

femme fatale 

A woman with both intelligence and sex appeal that uses these skills to manipulate poor helpless men into doing what she wants. May cause death.

She's a femme fatale.

femme fatale by schmuck October 15, 2003

homme fatale 

1. French for deadly man.
2. the male equivalent of a femme fatale.

Tom Ripley is the homme fatale in The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999). He deceives everyone, uses his boyish charm to attract people (male and female) into relationships, and eventually they die from getting to close to his secrets.

homme fatale by heathenish March 6, 2014