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False booking 

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
False booking by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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farsebooking 

The act of posting on social media what a great time you're having when you're actually deeply unsatisfied, lost and empty.

Often the amount an individual emphasises how much fun their having directly correlates to how dead they feel inside. (See Tom Cruise Couch Dance Effect.)
"you're clearly farsebooking! If you were having such a good time at Glastonbury why are you even on facebook?"
farsebooking by Redantfarmer June 28, 2014

Falsebooking 

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.
Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.
Falsebooking by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026