1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 01, 2008
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An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."
by Jim Fields September 02, 2005
The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.
by Lock October 17, 2007
The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
by ShinUeki October 18, 2007
The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....
*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)
by FALCONPUNCH February 17, 2008
(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!
by King Jazza Falcon April 02, 2009
An alternative, yet unconstitutional, form of birth control. This procedure is usually pulled of by rednecks. Falcon Punch is where an individual punch with an intensive amount of force to cause a tragic miscarriage. Falcon Punch is the number one causes of miscarriage, unfortunately. Falcon Punch can be used to punch a fist up a women's uterus and cause a high level damage; it is most affective when the person on offense yells "Falcon Punch!" No one, besides Chuck Norris, can achieve Falcon Punch without shouting the attack name. By yelling the attack name at infinite decibel, your fist will shoot up on fire thus causing a much higher severe level of damage. Favorably,Falcon Punch is avoidable. When you hear someone scream "FALCON," it is not too late to escape the "punchline." This attack was champion by Captain Falcon(from the Super Smash Bros game).
Eve: Adam, I'm pregnant.
Adam: Oh, sweety I'm so happy! I'm going to be the best...FALCON PUNCH!!!!!(right in the uterus).
by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008

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