2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.
As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*
Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?