captain falcon of f-zero's special move. it is a flaming punch that calls forth the power of the falcon to blast your enemy into oblivion. simple to perform. also works as a cheap abortion.steps are as follows:
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
1.) assume dramatic punching pose
2.) yell "FALCOOOOONN!
3.)punch and yell "PAAAWWWWNNNCCHHH!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
or
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that is the true Falcon Punch
by the great el-fabuloso September 6, 2008
A delicious drink made from falcon, fruit punch, ginger ale, and sherbert. Baby may be added for extra flavor.
by ChaosSonic February 10, 2008
While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.
Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
by Jondace Johns October 22, 2008
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
by fpuncher August 23, 2009
The act of performing a punch resembling that of Captain Falcon (Of the F-Zero Series) to give a pregnant woman an abortion (Usually a surprise or unwanted one). It is accompanied by yelling "Falcon Punch!" as you throw your fist.
Woman: Oh, hello there.
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
by UchihaNoChikara July 6, 2007
Similar to a Donkey Punch but instead you put a glove on, light it on fire, and yell "Falcon Punch!" as you punch them in the back of the head, exploding their brains to the wall.
by Ax_v September 22, 2009
by crucialbars June 17, 2017