Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.

He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.

The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
by Avenger of Seven Folds May 01, 2011
A punch so powerful, only Captain Falcon can survive using it.
Person 1:Dude, I'm gonna try to Falcon punch that truck!

Person 2:No, dont do it, you won't survive!

Person 1:FALCON, PUNCH!!!!!!!

(Person 1 explodes)

Person 2:I told him not to do it.
by ASS SALT September 08, 2009
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FAAAAAALLLCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOON
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: PAUUUUUUNNNCCCCH
3. ???
4. Profit!
Warning: Expect arm to catch fire if done correctly.
by fpuncher August 23, 2009
Similar to a Donkey Punch but instead you put a glove on, light it on fire, and yell "Falcon Punch!" as you punch them in the back of the head, exploding their brains to the wall.
Read the definition for "Falcon Punch." FUCK THE EXAMPLE!
by Ax_v September 21, 2009
A move mainly used in comics or super smash bros.

But it is also a key move in surprise abortions cause when you cant afford a abortion falcon punch never fails
Me: I heard shemer got another girl pregnant.
Eric: No its cool he gave her a falcon punch down some stairs its taken care of
by T.T.C. June 30, 2010
A drink which is made by combining Bicardi 151 rum, Hypnotic, red Gatorade and Sprite in a large punch bowl or other suitable vessle. The resulting effect of this red hell brew is like getting falcon punched in the teeth. Consumption generally does not end well.
Dude, we mixed up some Falcon Punch last night and woke up this morning naked on a park bench.
by Don_Vito November 28, 2009
The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
via giphy
by ShreyanM April 05, 2016
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