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1.
Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.
Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"
by Evangelusher March 28, 2011