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1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.
I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!
by whatthehayls December 26, 2009
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