FailCorn 

To fail as bad as humanly possible. Worse than epic fail.

"A rock got stuck under the lawn mower, when i went to get it out my hand got sliced off because it was still on."
"FailCorn."

FailCorn by TCWCKG August 6, 2009

Failcorner 

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.

I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.

Failcorner by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

Falcorn 

Defender of the Alliance, Braved the Fargodeep Mine.

"In the outside world I'm a simple geologist.

But in here, I am Falcorn defender of the Alliance, I have braved the Fargodeep Mine."

"Looks like he just killed you."
"What..why...WHY?!"

Falcorn by MaXxArAnDoMhErO August 27, 2019

failcore 

bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.

Friend A: "Have you heard new Attack Attack?"
Friend B: "no, pussy, I dont listen to failcore."

failcore by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011

failcorner 

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

failcorner by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

Failicorn 

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

Failicorn by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

Failcore 

an exclaimation that brings attention to a failure by a friend or aquaintance that was/is so ridiculous the blunder will become legend amongst your circle of friends.

Caveman: "Hey Andrew, remember when Pockets (insert horribly mediocre failure at a menial task)?"

Andrew: "Pockets! Failcore!"

Failcore by Social_Pariah February 26, 2007