Fail Sex

Preluding supposed sex the male partner's actions will result in a complete utter failure in sexual stimulation towards the female counterpart. However the male will still believe the encounter was still succsessful and still enjoyable towards the female. Thus making the fail so much more apparent.

"Hey Wes how was that fail sex last night?"

Fail Sex by Xtian, Burn and Reesor. August 16, 2009

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Sex Fail

Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.

Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.

Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.

Sex Fail by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008

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sex fail

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun

1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!

sex fail by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

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Failsexual

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.

Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.

Failsexual by che17 December 9, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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