Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.

"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*

Fail Bat by Captin Robin January 16, 2009

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Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

Battery-fail by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

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Fail Bat • Battery-fail • failbate • Fail • fail at life • fail kid • fail muffin • fail scale • fail snail • Fail-tality

failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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