Top Definition
A special form of multi-tasking that involves masturbating to a porn video (preferably on websites like youporn, redtube, pornhub, ect.) while engaged in a facebook chat conversation.
Friend 1: Dude, you call him I'm lazy

Friend 2: You call him, I'm masturbating

Friend 1: On Facebook?

Friend 2: Hayley Huneck has never looked so good

Friend 1: Facesturbooking again??
by Uncle Phill July 28, 2011

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