Faceplaya
im currently poking 25 girls on Facebook. 3 of whom i dont know. Does this qualify me as a Faceplaya?
Faceplaya by Johnbhoy1973 November 3, 2010
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Pizza Faceplant
The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.
May be used as a noun or a verb
May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008
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Faceplaya • Face-play • faceplam • Faceplace • faceplate • Facepalmable Offense • Faceplaint • Faceplame • faceplamm • Faceplant Dance
faceplam
Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014
Carolina Faceplant
When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010
faceplant
faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003
Facepalmable Offense
Facepalmable Offense by tripolar92 February 14, 2009
faceplause
An "applause" type sound that occurs when someone says something so stupid that crowds of people are forced to facepalm in disgrace-at the same time.
faceplause by 0100100001101001 September 19, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Modified derivative of granola.
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