facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook

Damns, I just got facebook fired!

facebook fired by Ben Ril January 27, 2007

Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

Facebook Fired by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

facebook fire hydrant 

When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".

Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.

Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."

Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."

Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."

facebook fire hydrant by Timothy Wizard Tebow December 17, 2011

Facebook Fire

Posting or commenting on Facebook with the intention of starting a written altercation.

"I just read that they found DNA that shows Jesus was black."

You're starting a Facebook Fire.

Facebook Fire by Dey-ron June 21, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016