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the facchini 

a girl thats on everyones jock, She tends to have new boyfriends daily, shes choppin skyler and spry and others,She looks as if she is around 5 years younger than her actual age. She live in newfie buildings. She premaritally does things at early ages in staircases with old guys. She knows where to locate the "G-Spot".
Gary-"Hey bro, did you see that bitty over there man?
Curtis-"Yeah dude but she's like 12 years".
Gary-"Ohh, Yeah, ha ha that's the Facchini right?
Curtis-"Unfortunately..."
the facchini by GoatmanSam November 21, 2010

facchinelli 

Man did you see facchinelli? He is one sexy mother fucker!
facchinelli by Bigwillywanka May 28, 2018

Facchinetti 

Facchinetti is a man who has a hook instead of a hand, called captain, must be followed at all costs.
Facchinetti got punched in the face by Mc Gregor, his wife said: "He flew like a handkerchief first on the table, then on the chair and then ending up on the floor, chilling!"
Facchinetti by CICCIOPASTICCIO November 21, 2021

brennyn faccini 

this fat ass bitch, cant get boys cause shes ugly and obese. and if your friends with her she makes you buy her things. also if she asks you for food you better get it for her fast because she WILL cry. she also hides in her closet and eats tacos
brennyn faccini- BUY ME TaCOS
anyone- no
brennyn faccini- *crying*