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the facchini 

a girl thats on everyones jock, She tends to have new boyfriends daily, shes choppin skyler and spry and others,She looks as if she is around 5 years younger than her actual age. She live in newfie buildings. She premaritally does things at early ages in staircases with old guys. She knows where to locate the "G-Spot".
Gary-"Hey bro, did you see that bitty over there man?
Curtis-"Yeah dude but she's like 12 years".
Gary-"Ohh, Yeah, ha ha that's the Facchini right?
Curtis-"Unfortunately..."
the facchini by GoatmanSam November 21, 2010

facchinelli 

The last name of one sexy mother fucker.
Man did you see facchinelli? He is one sexy mother fucker!
facchinelli by Bigwillywanka May 28, 2018

Facchinetti 

Facchinetti is a man who has a hook instead of a hand, called captain, must be followed at all costs.
Facchinetti got punched in the face by Mc Gregor, his wife said: "He flew like a handkerchief first on the table, then on the chair and then ending up on the floor, chilling!"
Facchinetti by CICCIOPASTICCIO November 21, 2021

brennyn faccini 

this fat ass bitch, cant get boys cause shes ugly and obese. and if your friends with her she makes you buy her things. also if she asks you for food you better get it for her fast because she WILL cry. she also hides in her closet and eats tacos
brennyn faccini- BUY ME TaCOS
anyone- no
brennyn faccini- *crying*
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026