Insanely diesel; So diesel that the word diesel itself does not even begin to describe it
That guy is fabio for killing a bird with his face.

"Man, that Black Sabbath cd is so freakin fabio!"
by Steeeve May 29, 2005
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a complete fucking dick that follows you into the god damn bathroom and will also throw shit at you. also tries to flex on you. terrible in bed and has a small dick. also a pimp-
Girl 1: wow he's such a dick
Girl 2: i know right
fabio: *throws shit at you*
by lucky blossom March 22, 2020
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Sexy Italian guy with a Mario beard and much cocaine in the hair
Fabio is a name
by träwis November 22, 2021
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Saliva/backwash that is transferred to any object with an orifice. (e.g. water bottles, bongs, inhalers, etc.)
Friend: Yo you gonna hit this bong?
Me: Yeah just lemme wipe the Fabio off it first.
by Farquaad_ September 13, 2021
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(Sexual Position)
Pleasuring a partner (preferably female) anally while placing
your hands on opposite ass cheeks in criss-cross fashion
Guy #1:Did you see how Celia was walking today?
Guy #2:Yeah looks like Big Jim introduced her to Mr. Fabio last night!
by cbray August 13, 2007
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noun

1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)

2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)

3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face

4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown
1) We were going down Hines Drive at one in the morning when a duck totally fabioed my best friend's car.

2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.

3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.

4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.
by AKC April 25, 2005
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The name fabio is usually a gay italian man. Sometimes called fagio, this man is somewhat sexy but not trustworthy. He is a player and uses people for his own benefit. Most likley bound to have no friends when older. Fabio has no self respect, he is a jerk.
Person 1 : Hey! Who is that guy over there, he looks stuck up!?

Person 2: OH! that is Fabio, he is a total jerk!
by kodakmoment23 April 15, 2009
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