FML
Stands for Fuck My Life. A popular website (fmylife.com) where people can post about shitty things that happened to them.

While a lot of FML stories are fake nowadays, they can still be plausible and entertaining, unlike the faggots on MLIA who post about how they got chased by some dude dressed in a banana suit at Walmart.
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle our high school's star wrestler. He responded by punching me in the face. FML.
by jimminator July 04, 2011
FML
FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.
FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010
Fml
Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong
Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!
by Mike the greatest peep around! October 25, 2010
FML
Internet slang meaning "fuck my life", used mostly by rich snobby teams who think their life sucks any time something remotely unfortunate happens.
This is the worst Martin Luther King Jr. Day ever. I asked my dad for 2 Porsches and a Benz to drive when i turn 16, but he got me 2 Benzes and a Porsche! FML
by j7ke May 26, 2010
FML
It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.
Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.
by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010
FML
1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are.

2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.
Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for?

Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!
by freemisguidedleprochauns October 27, 2009
fml
fuck my life
girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML
by haausk August 07, 2009

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