fml
fuck my life
girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML
by haausk August 07, 2009
FML
FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.
FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010
Fml
Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong
Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!
by Mike the greatest peep around! October 25, 2010
FML
It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.
Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.
by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010
FML
1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are.

2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.
Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for?

Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!
by freemisguidedleprochauns October 27, 2009
Fml
Short for fuck my life
I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml

Btw I'm a lesbian
by Pussi<3 February 01, 2011
fml
short for: Fishy Meat Loaf
Wow morghyn thats some pretty bomb FML, you add tuna into the beef when you made it?
by CyberNeo July 10, 2010
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