FML
what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life
Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.
by cherrymygrapes July 02, 2009
FML
Stands for Fuck My Life. A popular website (fmylife.com) where people can post about shitty things that happened to them.

While a lot of FML stories are fake nowadays, they can still be plausible and entertaining, unlike the faggots on MLIA who post about how they got chased by some dude dressed in a banana suit at Walmart.
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle our high school's star wrestler. He responded by punching me in the face. FML.
by jimminator July 04, 2011
Fml
Short for fuck my life
I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml

Btw I'm a lesbian
by Pussi<3 February 01, 2011
FML
FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.
FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010
Fml
Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong
Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!
by Mike the greatest peep around! October 25, 2010
FML
It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.
Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.
by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010
fml
fuck my life
girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML
by haausk August 07, 2009

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