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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency 

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
1.The code words or phrases spoken by women in bar and/or club settings so female friends can communicate leaving men out of the conversation entirely.
2.Warning gestures or phrases between women of potential unwanted male affection.
Matt - "Yo dog, I think I just got dissed by that ho!"
Mike - "Yeah, man... I overheard those chicks speaking that femlish shit."
femlish by Matty McMatterson March 17, 2008

Femaleiar 

A familiar female action or response.
My girlfriend said she would blow me later on in the night, yet when it actually was time she ended brushing her teeth and falling asleep. Pretty Femaleiar huh?
Femaleiar by Turtlegreenguy November 17, 2011

I really Do still respect Females!

This is what is commonly known as "a lie".
Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!

disregard females, acquire currency 

disregard females (ignore any individual that is born with vaginal genetalia), acquire currency (attempt, by any means, to possess the greatest accumulation of material wealth)
"disregard females, acquire currency". (Don't get a girlfriend, make money) currency

feleisha 

Feleisha is a warm-hearted person who cares mostly about her family and making others happy. She is very intelligent and will stand up for herself and others whenever needed. When she sets a goal she is determined abd will never back down . She is drop dead gorgeous and is always going to be your go to gal and the person you will tell all your problems to without having to worry about her not actually caring. She has a hilarious laugh and aint afraid to use it. But all good things come with its imperfections. A feleisha will never stop talking! When you talk to her on the phone theres no end! I guarantee if you have a feleisha in your life you have the best life ever!
*phone rings*

Him: Who is it?
You:Feleisha!

Him: ohhh.... Talk to you in 5 hours!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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