Excuseplaination 

An explanation which is simultaneously being used as an alibi, which although it is valid was not necessary to say as an explanation for any reason other than as an excuse.

"That's a crappy excuseplaination bro."

Excuseplaination by BradicalMcLoone July 24, 2011

excuseplanation 

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.

My excuseplanation is I would have been on time for work if it weren't for that ridiculously long train!

excuseplanation by BKLvly February 28, 2018

excuseplanation 

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.

I would have been to work on time if it wasn't for that ridiculously long train, and that's my excuseplanation!

excuseplanation by BKLvly May 8, 2018

Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.

Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.

Excusplanation by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022