Eturdgency 

The immediate need to use the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this lunch is not sitting well. I'm having an Eturdgency!

Eturdgency by Steve925 August 1, 2011

enerdgency 

noun: a situation that requires the immediate intervention or aid from a nerd.

Kate's head is full of useless facts. It really comes in handy in an enerdgency.

enerdgency by minionkat July 23, 2010

Turdgency 

Acting fast or working at speed to finish a task because you need a poo (turd) imminently.

Putting off going for a poo (turd) to make yourself work faster.

“Sorry can’t talk - got to get this email sent as I have turdgency”
“Jonny had turdgency so we had to leave quickly”

Turdgency by anonymous November 26, 2023