Also known as cigarettiquette. This is the unspoken law between smokers.
1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.
2. Beggars can't be choosers.
3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.
4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.
5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.
6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.
7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
1. A bum should come prepared with a lighter.
2. Beggars can't be choosers.
3. If a cigarette is refused to a bum, the bum can't get butt hurt, just suck it up and deal.
4. When asking for a smoke, be polite and creative.
5. If the supplier has no lighter and the bum has lighter in hand, the supplier lights first.
6. The bum is required to make conversation with the supplier unless told to go away.
7. Bums should not ask the same person for a smoke more than once in a day.
B= Bum
S= Supplier
B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?
S- Sure, do you have a lighter?
B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.
(Light conversation ensues)
(Later that day...)
B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?
S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
S= Supplier
B-Excuse me, could I proposition you for a tasty smoky treat?
S- Sure, do you have a lighter?
B- Indeed, I do... Seems like we're both in luck.
(Light conversation ensues)
(Later that day...)
B- Hey man, sorry to bother you, but could I bum another?
S- Dude, I already gave you one today. Where's your smoker etiquette?
by Prof. Lofty April 17, 2009
Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.
"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"
by IrishJock May 5, 2010
I love chatting with him because he has great IM etiquette. He'll leave informative away messages or say things like 'brb in 2 minutes' so I'm never left high and dry.
by chynachuu July 14, 2005
The question whether you are allowed to put your trash into your neighbor's trash bin after they have wheeled it out for collection.
Normally a neighbor's trash bin already wheeled out for collection is fair game. However proper etiquette is that your trash should not smell and be secured in a strong bag, so as not to stink out their bin.
Normally a neighbor's trash bin already wheeled out for collection is fair game. However proper etiquette is that your trash should not smell and be secured in a strong bag, so as not to stink out their bin.
Tim: Hey Joan, we've got some extra trash this week - I notice Graham's already put out his bin - you reckon he'd mind?
Joan: As long as you use proper trash etiquette.
Joan: As long as you use proper trash etiquette.
by doc brown June 9, 2007
The action of clicking the "Like" button on someone's status on Facebook in return for them pressing the "Like" button on your status.
Me: Damn it why did John have to like my status? Now I have to like his about him finding out he has herpes because of like etiquette.
by Mb500 March 28, 2009
Insult etiquette is what you have when someone insults you and instead of crying or whining about it, you take the insult with stride and keep on trucking.
Me: You're the worst driver ever!
Them: Thanks!
Me: Wow, you show some very impressive insult etiquette.
Them: Thanks!
Me: Wow, you show some very impressive insult etiquette.
by Ultimate Supervisor January 25, 2012
1. The unwritten, and largely unknown, rules surrounding what to do immediately after giving someone a rimjob (e.g., is it rude to kiss the person, or rude not to?, is it rude to use mouthwash, or rude not to?).
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
2. Any set of rules so informal (and not talked about or agreed upon) that no one is ever sure how to act.
1. I gave your mom a rimjob last night, but I wasn't sure what the proper rimjob etiquette was. She tasted fine, but I thought maybe I should use mouthwash anyway before kissing her. I didn't know what to do, so I left.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
2. These days, I never know whether I'm supposed to pay when going on a date. It's like trying to figure out rimjob etiquette.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub May 13, 2011