Pronounced “M-POOF-E-A”. Empoofier is the stance a cat can be encouraged into by stroking its back, behind its tail when it’s lying down. The front half of its body remains lying down, while the back end of the cat stands up.
I made a real fuss of my catyesterday. He did a full Empoofier he was so happy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'