Dutch Muffin 

To give or be a victim of a Dutch Muffin is when you or someone else sits on another's pillow and farts. As you stand up the pillow "breathes" in all of the surrounding flatulence. When your victim lays their head on their pillow the fart is expelled directly in their face... Delicious!

Me: Did you enjoy the Dutch Muffin i left for you last night?

Victim: Yea thanks, you ass. It tasted horrible!

Dutch Muffin by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

Dutch Muffin 

The sexual act of shoving a hardened, compact, or concentrated ball of shit down your partner's throat. (Dutch Muffins can also be inserted in the rectum or vagina)

Oh yea! Shove that Dutch muffin up their!

Dutch Muffin by Pain E December 5, 2010

Dutch muffin 

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

Dutch muffin by Mandizzler aka mandac May 9, 2008

Dutch Muffin Squad 

the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.

omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.

Dutch Muffin Squad by mrs clifford February 28, 2017

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

Dutch muffin 2.0 by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

Triple Dutch Muffin 

When in a lesbian Threesome each girl, who is dutch, sticks a muffin inside of her vagina and they eat the muffins out of each others' vagina

Oh gurl i bought some muffins so we could do a have a Triple dutch muffin later tonight

Triple Dutch Muffin by Ghost1337 October 8, 2011